North Korea Bans Cell Phones

He's pointing at you! You used your cell phone didn't you? You're a war criminal. That's right, per sources, North Korea has now made cell phone usage a war crime. Apparently punishing your people for "not mourning enough" wasn't enough to establish the tyrannical rule of Kim Jong Un.

Sparked by fears of last year's Arab Spring, North Korean seems to think that tightening down further will prevent similar events from happening there. Now why would the North Koreans wish for new leadership? Isn't the rule of the amazing son of the "Dear Leader" enough of a reason to be happy? How could it not be when your government starves you into submission? Is it any wonder that an estimated 23,000 North Koreans have fled to South Korea?

Occupy, this is what a police state looks like. Real police states don't allow you to gather, let alone encamp in public spaces. Your precious I-phone, that you take those pictures of your so called "police brutality" on, is illegal in an actual police state. Freedom of information isn't a right in some countries. Your ability to tweet and use the internet to plan your marches and gatherings is a privilege. Think of that next time you're asked to clear a sidewalk or park, for a few minutes, so that the city can cleanse it of your filth.