Gorilla Loose in Alabama

Reports in Hale County Alabama, have been a little abnormal over the last few days. The sheriff department has received calls about sightings of at least one gorilla.

Sightings have centered around Newbern, and possibly include multiple gorillas, as different sizes have been described.

It is unknown how even one gorilla could have reached the area. The nearest zoo, about 150 miles away, confirms that their one and only gorilla is still present and accounted for.

Suggestions have come in, that it is not a gorilla at all, but the ever elusive big foot.